1. Don't go from 0 to 100 real quick.
2. Slow and steady wins the race.
3. It might totally raise your ~sexpectations~.
4. Don't pull anything out too fast.5. You can never have too much lube.
5. You can never have too much lube.
6. Soap =/= lube.
7. You might blow some butt bubbles.
8. Enjoying (or not enjoying) anal sex doesn't "say" anything about you.
9. Just say no to the burrito.
10. No matter how much you mentally prepare, your butt still has a mind of its own.
11. You might not like it at all, and that's totally OK.
12. That quite literally...sometimes shit happens.
13. Most importantly, that the butt is just really just like any other part of the body.