1. Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
2. I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
3. Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"
4. Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her
5. He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
6. I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
7. Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
8. I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup
9. We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
10. He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
11. There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
12. She Farted And Got A Fright
13. The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control
14. I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
15. When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
16. He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
17. Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
18. He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down
19. Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
20. Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
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