1. When you look cute but don’t feel cute.
2. I am so ready for this baby to be born NOW.
3. Just left the bathroom and have to pee again...
4. Yeah, go ahead and touch my belly one more time.
5. I’m sure my cat doesn’t like me any more.
6. We paid for partner coached childbirth.
7. Tired. Just tired.
8. Hello, fatties.
9. I am glowing. Literally.
10. Yes, I’m pregnant too.
11. Get pregnant, they said, you’ll look pretty, they said.
12. Ask if the baby is here yet one more time...
13. To pee or not to pee, that’s not a question.
14. Waistline? What waistline?
15. Help!!! I sat down and now I can’t get up.
16. I was told there would be glowing.
17. Eating for 2 — that’s rule #1.
18. Everything becomes mission impossible.
19. Believe it or not, snakes can be pregnant too.
20. No, you absolutely cannot poke it.
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